::::::::::::आठवण:::::::::::::

आठवण येते कधी मला...
अन गालावर खुद्कन खळी पाडते...
तर कधी हसता-हसता....
डोळी माझ्या पाणी आणते.....

गर्दीत राहुन सुद्धा ती....
एकांताच आभास देते.....
अन एकांतात गेलो तरी मला....
नाही कधी एकटे सोडते....

डोळे बंद केल्यावरचे.....
नवे विश्व दाखवुन देते....
अन उघड्या डोळ्यांनाही .....
ती कधी धुंद करुन टाकते.....

दूर लोटायचा प्रयत्न केला....
तर अधिकच जवळ येवुन बसते....
जवळ तिला बोलवले तर मात्र....
कोपरयात कुठे दडुन बसते.....

हिच आहे माझी खरी मैत्रिण....
नेहमी साथ देणारी.....
आगंतुक असली तरी.....
हवी-हवीशी वाटणारी....

शोधू कूठे तुला मी

नेहमीसारखेच काही हे दिवस
जातात जणू
तेच ते नेहमीचे जगणे तेच ते
एकटे श्वास
कधी-कधी मला वाटते जर हे
जगणे नेहमीसारखे नसते तर..
तिथे जर तुझी साथ असती तर...
कधी मी एकटा नसतो तर...

तुझ्या विचारात हरवलेलो
असतो मी
भर गर्दित सुद्धा एकलकोंडा
झालेला असतो मी
ह्या हरवलेल्या वाटेत
सावल्यांच्या खेळात फसलो मी
बोल ना ग सखे शोधू कुठे तूला मी

बागेपाशी उभा असतो
फुलपाखरांना पाहत असतो
ती फुलपाखरे एकटी नसतात
त्यांच्या बरोबर निसर्ग असतो
माझ्या नशीबात तू असतीस तर.....
बागेमध्ये तू असतीस मी असतो
अन निसर्गाच्या छायेखाली
आपण असतो

हळूच हसतेस काळजात ठसतेस
तुझ्या आठवणीत विस्कळून
गेलो मी
तुझ्या आठवणींतच का जणू
जगून मेलो मी
वेडे आता ह्या जीवाला लागली
तुझीच तमा.... सांग मला शोधू
कुठे तूला मी

माझे तुझ्यावर प्रेम आहे हे
बोलायचे होते
अन प्रेमाचे ते बोल बोलायचे
राहूनच गेले
काळ वेळ अन तिला मी आज हरलो
एकटेपणाच्या भोवय्रात मीच
कसा आज फसलो

सावल्यांमध्ये का शोधत
असतो तूला मी
जरा मागे वळून पाहा माझ्याकडे
बघ कसा मिठीत घेतो तुला मी
मनच काय ह्र्दय सुद्धा आज
बोलत आहे शोधू कुठे तूला मी

Marathi message

नेहमीच कसं हसवायचं…??
तूच सांग देवा असं किती दिवस चालायचं…
जोकर बनुन सर्वांना नेहमीच
कसं हसवायचं…??

समोरचा तो हसला………… ….नव्हे!
हसवण्यावर माझ्या फसला!!
त्याच्या समोर रडलोच् तर…
हसवणाराच् मी कसला…

माणसांच्या या गर्दीमध्ये
स्वतःला मात्र विसरायचं…
दू:ख दाबून ओठांमध्ये ,
त्यांतच हसून दाखवायचं
पण …. श्वास जड होतो
जेव्हा—…तेव्हा रे काय करायचं???
जोकर बनुन सर्वांना नेहमीच
कसं हसवायचं…!!!

मी रडू लागलो जेव्हा …
ते मात्र हसत होते…
कारण, माझ्या रडण्यामधले
व्यंगच त्यांना दिसत होते…

मनातलं सर्व मनातच ठेवून,
हसून मग मी दाखवायचं,..
शिषीरा नंतर येतो
वसंत…….स्वप्नंच् फक्त पहायचं
पण; ……..ह्रूदयातच ढग दाटून
येतो….तेव्हा रे काय करायचं….???
जोकर बनुन सर्वांना नेहमीच
कसं हसवायचं…!!!

Amazing fact

Do you know,

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' &'d' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1
to 99

( Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred )

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999

( Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand )

Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999

( Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion )

And

Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English counting

आज या जीवनाच्या वळणावर

आज या जीवनाच्या वळणावर
मागे वळून पहावेसे वाटते
ह्या जीवन रूपी पुस्तकाचे
एकूण एक पान वाचावेसे वाटते

कधी मी लहान ही होते
आई बाबांची फारच लाडकी होते
माझे हुट्ट पुरवताना
आई बाबा उपाशी ही झोपले होते

माझी भावंडे फारच लाडकी
मस्ती करण्यात कधीच मागे नाहीत
शिस्तिसाठी हात त्यांवर
उगारला ही
पण कौतुकासाठी आनंदाश्रू
ही आवारले नाहीत

आई बाबांनी मला
फुलाप्रमाणे जपले
कधीही डोळ्यात अश्रू आणू
दिले नाहीत
मला स्वतंत्र करायचे हाच एक ध्यास
परिस्थितीशी झगडताना
अजिबात थकले नाहीत

आवडला ही असेल कोणी मला
पण कधी कोणावर जीव जडला नाही
जे आपल्यासाठी एवढे झटले
त्यांचा विश्वास कधीच
तोडला नाही

एक ना अनेक अशा या आठवणी
आज उचंबळून येत आहेत
डोळ्यात तरारलेले हे अश्रू
मला आवरता येत नाही आहेत

पण ह्या वळणावर
अश्रून्सोबत आहे
हा सूर्योदय, नवीन अशा
पल्लवित करीत आहे
इंद्रधनुष्य, जीवनात नवीन
रंग भरत आहे
हा मंद वारा, काही तरी मनाला
सुचवत आहे

दुख मला असेलच कुठेतरी ह्या वळणावर
त्या सर्वाना सोडून जाताना
पण आनंद ही असेलच
जीवनी माझा जीवनसाठी सोबत असताना

आज माझ्या अश्रूंची वाट
त्याने अडवली
हृदयात जणू त्याने मला
सामावून घेतले
त्याच्या एका प्रेमाच्या स्पर्शाने
जणू माझे सारे जीवन बहरले

वाटले आता खरा प्रवास सुरू
झाला आहे
असें मी लहान..पण आता
स्त्री-त्वाची जाण होत आहे
माझ्या अश्रूंची व्याख्या
मला कधी कललीच नाही
पण ओठांवरच्या या
हास्याचे....रहस्य मात्र आज
उमगले आहे....!!!!

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Supreme court judgement

Supreme Court Judgement - Right to Emergency Care

Right to Emergency Care:
Date Of Judgment: 23/02/2007.
Case  No.: Appeal (civil) 919 of 2007.

The  Supreme Court has ruled that all injured persons especially in the
case of road  traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a
hospital / medical centre,  have to be offered first aid, stabilized
and shifted to a higher centre /  government centre if required. It is
only after this that the hospital can  demand payment or complete
police formalities. In case you are a bystander and  wish to help
someone in an accident, please go ahead and do so. Your  responsibility
ends as soon as you leave the person at the  hospital.

The hospital  bears the responsibility of informing the police, first
aid,  etc.

Please  do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so
that we all know  what to expect and what to do in the hour of
need.Please  not only go ahead and forward, use it too!!!!

Who said Sardars are stupid

80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a "Sardars Are Not
Stupid" Convention.




The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that
Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"



A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"



After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"



Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.



Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him
another chance!"



The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 Of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global
broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."



So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"



After nearly 30 seconds he eventually Says, "Ninety?"



The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
Sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and the
80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,



"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"



The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance What is 2 plus 2?"



The surd closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"



Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 surdies
jump To their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...



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"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!



"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!

FAMILY PROBLEMS

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".

"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"

Name letter

What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.

Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. ( Is'nt it GREAT !!)

If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.

For Example : EKTA

E = You are a very exciting person.

K = You like to try new things.

T = You have an attitude, a big one.

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

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A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople .

C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.

D = You have trouble trusting people.

E = You are a very exciting person.

F = Everyone loves you.

G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.

H = You are not judgmental.

I = You are always smiling and making others smile.

J = Jealously

K = You like to try new things.

L = Love is something you deeply believe in.

M = Success comes easily to you.

N = You like to work, but you always want a break.

O = You are very open-minded.

P = You are very friendly and understanding.

Q = You are a hypocrite.

R = You are a social butterfly.

S = You are very broad-minded.

T = You have an attitude, a big one.

U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.

V = You have a very good physique and looks.

W = You like your privacy.

X = You never let people tell you what to do.

Y = You cause a lot of trouble.

Z = You're always fighting with someone .

ganapati cha shubhechya

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तुम्हा सर्वांना गणपतीच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा



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तू सुखकर्ता तू दु:खहर्ता विघ्नविनाश्क मोरया!
संकटी रक्षी शरण तुला मी, गणपती बाप्पा मोरया.
मंगलमूर्ती तू गणनायक,वक्रतुंड तू सिद्धिविनायक!
तुझिया दारी आज पातलो,दॆई चित्त्त मज ध्याया!
तू सकलांचा भाग्यविधाता, तू विद्येचा स्वामी दाता,
ज्ञानदीप उजळून आमुचा, निमवी नैराश्याला!
तू माता, तू पिता जगी या, ज्ञाता तू सर्वस्व जगी या.
पामर मी स्वर उणे भासती, तुझी आरती गाया!
मंगलमूर्ती मोरया! गणपती बाप्पा मोरया!



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Girl’s Psychology

*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***

*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***

*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***

*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***

*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***

*** Love with Faithful Boys ***

& in the end

*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***

!!! Moral of the story !!!

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

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The coffin

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years...

Sixth Sense !!! good one

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my God, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbor James dropped dead on our Porch."

Marriage .....

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.


Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.


Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.


Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.


Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.


Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!


Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Santa's Answer to medical terminology

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.

5 facts

5 Important Facts
























































Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;






















































































Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.















































































Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..................



















































































Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!
























Fact5: You will send this to annoy all your friends!!

goody padwa

चैताचा महिना आला..
मराठीच्या वर्षाचा आरंभ झाला..
दिवस तो शुभमुहुर्ताचा,
गुडी उभारुन मान उंचवण्याचा..

आता सारी मंडळी..
धुलवडीच्या नशेतून बाहेर आली..
नववर्षाची कशी
जय्यत तयारी सुरु झाली..

सजायला लागली मंदीरे
सजायला लागली घरे..
भिंतीवरी घराच्या चढवु लागली..
रंगरंगोटीची नव नवीन थरे..

साडेतीन मुहुर्ताचा दिस म्हणून
खरेदीचा बेत आखू लागले..
फुलांच्या माळानी दाराची तोरणे सजवू लागले..

आता सुरू झाली गुढीची तयारी
तीला नेसवली साडी नवारी..
नटली गुढी मराठमोळ्या परंपरेची..
मान उंचावुन सांगते ती गाथा शुरविरांची...

चला गुळ खोबरं वाटूया..
गुढीसमोर पुरणपोळीचा नैवद्य ठेवूया..
ह्या भरकटलेल्या समाजाला गुढीचं पावित्र्य सांगून
सहकुटुंब दोन्ही हाताने वंदन करूया..

मित्र मैत्रिणिनो गुढीपाडवा म्हणजे
चैत्र शुध्द्प्रतिपदा ..
तुम्हाला या मराठी वर्षाची..
जाण राहुदे सदासर्वदा...

आता उभारा गुढी समजूतीची
उभारा ग़ुढी माणुसकीची..
पेटवा मशाल तारूण्याची..

मग चला तर ग़ुढीपाडवा साजरा करू..
अन शान वाढवूया या विजयी महाराष्ट्राची....
गुढीपाडव्याच्या तुम्हाला हार्दिक हार्दिक शुभेच्छा..

senti poem

लाल रंग सळसळणा-या रक्ताचा !!!!!!!

भगवा रंग मराठयांच्या पराक्र्माचा !!!!!!!

निळा रंग जिकंलेल्या आभाळाचा !!!!!!!

पिवळा रंग उगवत्या दिनकरचा !!!!!!!

हीरवा रंग जिवनातल्या हिरवळीचा !!!!!!!

काळा रंग या काळ्या काळोखाचा !!!!!!!

शब्दा तुझा रंग कोणता सागं ?????

कोणता रंग ओघळणा-या आसवांचा.????????

holi

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पिचकारी की धार,
गुलाल की बौचार,
अपनो का प्यार,
यही हैं यारॊ होली का त्यॊहार
WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY AND COLOURFULL HOLI!!!!


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holiii

Rang udaye Pichkari,
Rang se rang jaye duniya sari,
Holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de,
Ye shubhakamana hai hamari.
"HAPPY HOLI"
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kabhi labhi part !!

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aaj nahi aya

bola na kabhi kabhi ata hai

pakana

Jo.....

Ho.... Gaya.....

Wo.... Ho.... Gaya.....

Jo.....

Hona.... Hoga....

Wo.... Hoga....

Aur .....Jo

Nahi... Hona... Hai

Wo.... Nahi.... Hoga....

Kyun....kay... Jo...

Hona.... Hai...

Wo... To...

Hoga... Hi.... Hoga....

Ab... Dekhna.... Hai....

Kay.... Kya....

Hoga.....?...

Aur....

Kya....Nahi....

Hoga....

Hone.... Ko.... To...

Kuch..... Bhi.....

Hoga....

Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai....

Kay... Kiya...

Hoga......?

Aur..... Kya... Hoga....

Agar...

Kuch..... Hoga.... To.....

Theek... Hoga....

Aur....

Nahi.... Hoga....

To.... Bhi...

Theek.... Hoga....

Theek... Hoga... To....

Kis... taarhan.. Say....

Hoga....

Aur....

Taarhan... Hi....agar...

Theek....Nahi... Hoga...

To.... Kuch..

Kaisay... Theek.... Hoga.....?...

Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Kay...

Aage...

Kiya... Hoga?..

kisi..

aur..

ko..

tum,..bhi..bhejo,..

chipkali

Aap kaha hai?
Apka ghar hai?


Tv hai?
Kon se channel
aate hai?

Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?


Apke ghar me
chipakali hai?
Billi hai?

Kutta kyo
nai hai?


Audio hai k
cd k dvd?


Home theater
kyo nai hai?


nal hai?
Pani aata hai?


Fridge hai?
Bada hai k chota?


Thanda karta hai?
ice banata hai?


Konc
company ka hai?


To dusri Co. ka
kyo nai hai?


Fan hai k AC?
Coolr kyo
nai hai?

Phone
nai hai?
ACHHA.

NET HAI?
Chalta hai kya
toh yaar scrap kyu nai karte .....!!!

Diwali

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. *. * >,"< * . * WISH YOU* . * . * . *
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+ * . *. * . * . * . * . * VERY . *
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*. * . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . *
* . * . * . * . * keep smiling! . *
(*(*(*(*WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY DIWALI*)*)*)*)

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Philosophy

Guuuuuuuuuuuud Morrrrniiiiiiiiiing Mumbai…………………….







Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai doston, toh phir marna kya hai?
Pehli baarish mein train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?
Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai maalum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?
Abb ret pe nange pao tahelte kyun nahi?
108 hai channel phir dil bahelte kyun nahi?
Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.
Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kahan hai?
Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh bahalna kya hai?
To Doston Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai???

Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?

About me

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ganapati

सुट्टी बुडाली,
अमोल चुकचुकला.

अंजलीनं यादीत,
अष्ट्गंध लिहीला.


पडेलकर थर्माकोल आणायला गेलेत.
उस्मान शेटनं सोसायटीचा मंड्प पुरा केलाय.
मायकल बेंजोवर ओमकाराचा रियाझ करतोय.



पारशी डेरीत पेढ्यांची ऑर्डर वाढली.
जिग्नेशनं लोहार चाळीतून चायनीज लाइटची माळ आणली.


रॉय साहेबांनी दिलाय, सतर्कतेचा इशारा,
गुरखा चक्क रात्री जागाच राहीला.

वाजनार टाळ, होणार आर्ती,
येणार येणार उत्सव मूर्ती

सज्ज व्हा गणरायाच्या स्वागताला.

गणपती बाप्पा मोरया!!!!!!!!

Colourful scrapbook

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Sweet Friend like you

I waitd 9 months 2 c the world
1 yr 2 walk
2 yrs 2 talk
3yrs 2start studyng
BUT I really waitd too many yrs 2 find a sweet frnd like u
thankssssssssss 4 being my sweet friend

Friendship is like

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... CELLONE
Changing Life Style!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!

IFri3nd$h!p is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!

IFri3nd$h!p s Like... LG
Digitally Yours!

IFri3nd$h!p s Like... NIKE
Just Do It!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!

Fri3nd$h!pIs Like... BUTTER SCOTCH(hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... COCA COLA

Blessed with friendship

F'SHIP IS NOT COLLECTION OF HERT
BUT IT IS SELECTION OF HERT
ALL FRD ARE NOT TRUE
BUT TRUE FRD ARE VERY FEW
AND I ALWAYS LIKE YOU.....ask the God to
Always protects you and bless you:

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Orkut Scripts

Open the scrapbook, Add all the scripts to the address bar and have fun..

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bet u cant read this

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs frworad it.

Forever for u

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( ‘o’ ) “) OnE MinUte
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( ‘o’ ) “) OnE hOuR
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( ‘o’ ) “) OnE DaY
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( ‘o’ ) “) OnE WeEk
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( ‘o’ ) “) OnE mOntH
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( ‘o’ ) “) OnE YeAr
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()”"*() No MatTeR HoW LoNg,
( ‘o’ ) “) I’ll tReaSuRe ThE TiMeS We
(”)_(”) BeCaMe FreNsz …

()”"*() HopE We ReMaiN In tOuCh
( ‘o’ ) “) For3v3r & 3v3r & 3v3r …
(”)_(”)

Love You

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___????????????????____________________Don’t
__??????????????????____???????? ______lose
__???????????????????_????????????____some
__??????_Luv_??????????????????????___one
__?????????????????????????????????__Who
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____??????????????????????????????_91%Kind
______?????_FRIEND??????????????_92%Good looking
________??????????????????????___93%Smart
__________??????????????????____94%Nice
____________??????????????______95%Pretty
_____________???????????_________96%Good thinking
_____________????????_____________97%Geneious
_____________?????_________________98%Truthfull
____________????_____________________99%Sincere
___________??__________________________100% friendly
__________ ?____________________________so plzzz
___________?______________________________don’t lose

Smile Like Roses

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Friend ship is not collection of hearts …
but it is a selection of hearts…
all friends r not gud ….but good friends are very few….
which include u…….
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“MAY YOU ALWAYS SMILE LIKE ROSES”

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HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

True Friends

Some friends are like a flower
and when they finally bloom
they wilt away in just one day
Some friends are like a cloudy day
and when the sun“s in sight
it gets blocked by the grayest cloud
and day turns into night
“ *ஃ*¸‘★*ஃ‘¸“ ★*ஃ*”
“ *ஃ¸‘★” *ஃ*  *ஃ*” ★‘¸ஃ*”

Some friends are like a maple tree
and with the slightest breeze
the colored leaves, they all come loose
and float away with ease
Some friends are like a circle
for they are always true
I know I have a friend like that
and yes, that friend is you.

You Are My Angel

There are 100 angels in this world!!

40 r sleeping!!

30 r working!!

20 r playing!!

9 r blessing!!

And 1 is reading this message!!

Friends Forever

A Friend understands -
Waits Forever, when u say 1 minute,
Stays, when u say leave me alone &
Opens the door even before u knock.

Friendship Lasts Forever

Don’t let the past hold you back; you’re missing the good stuff.
Life’s short. If you don’t look around once in a while, you might miss it.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

Good friends are like stars….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.

Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn’t that the truth?)

Everything is okay in the end. If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.

There may be somebody who is thinking about you RIGHT NOW and wishing that you were around. That’s the wonderful thing about friendship-you always feel loved and cared about.

The most important thing to remember is… Always appreciate the friends that you have.

A fight may come and go very easily, but a friendship could last forever.

Happy Birthday

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अफलातुन Poone

अफलातुन पुणे…अफलातुन वाक्ये :-

1) क्रुपया खिडकीतुन पत्र टाकु नयेत. आमटीत पड्तात. चव बिघडते.
2) धूळ साचलेल्या गाडीच्या काचेवर :- आता तरी पुसा…..
3) ख़ोदुन ठेवलेल्या रस्त्यावर: भव्य पुणे मोटोक्रॉस स्पर्धा :-: सौजन्य पुणे महानगरपलिका
4) लाकडी जीन्यावर : चढण्यासाठी वापर करावा… वाजवण्यासाठी नव्हे.
5) होटेल मधे : कामाशीवाय बसु नये..
6) दुपारी १ ते ४ दार वाजवु नये. येथे माणसे रहातात व ती दुपारी झोपतत..
अपमान कसा होतो ते पहायचे असल्यास वाजवुन पहा….
7) कोर्या कागदाची झेरोक्स काधुन मिळेल.
8) येथे जोशी रहात नाहीत. चौकशी करु नये, अपमान होईल…
9)येथे कचरा टाकू नये साभार परत केला जाईल.

Girlfriend मैत्रीण

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
बाईकवर मागे बसावी
जुनी हीरो होंडा सुद्धा मग
करिझ्माहून झकास दिसावी !

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चारचौघीत उठून दिसावी
बोलली नाही तरी निदान
समोर बघून गोड हसावी !

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
कधीतरी सोबत फिरावी
दोघांना एकत्र पाहून
गल्लीतल्या सगळ्या पोरांची जिरावी !

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्याशी निर्मळ संवाद असावा
कधीतरी छोट्या भांडणाचा
एखादाच अपवाद असावा..

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
आयुष्याच्या अनोळखी वळणावर
तुमच्या व्यथा वेदनांवर
तिने घालावी हळूच फुंकर..

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्या मैत्रीत विश्वास रुजावा
तुमचासुद्धा खांदा कधी
तिच्या दुःखाने भिजावा..

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चांदणीसारखी मैत्रीच्या आकाशात
मित्रांचे दिवे मावळले म्हणजे
चालावं पुढे तिच्याच प्रकाशात

Memory आठवण आली तुझी की

आठवण आली तुझी की,

नकळत डोळ्यांत पाणी येतं..

मग आठवतात ते दिवस

जिथं आपली ओळख झाली..

आठवण आली तुझी की,

माझं मन कासाविस होतं

मग त्याच आठवणीना..

मनात घोळवावं लागतं..

आठवण आली तुझी की,

वाटतं एकदाच तुला पाहावं

अन माझ्या ह्रदयात सामावुन घ्यावं..

पण सलतं मनात ते दुःख..

जाणवतं आहे ते अशक्य…

कारण देवानेच नेलयं माझं ते सौख्य…

पण तरिही………

आठवण आली तुझी की,

देवालाच मागतो मी….

नाही जमलं जे या जन्मी

मिळू देत ते पुढच्या जन्मी….

Friends Forever

!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!!~*!Friends come and Friends go!*~!!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!——Like wave upon the sand———!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!———Like day and night————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!———Like birds in flight————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!—Like snowflakes wen they land—–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!–But you and I are somthing else—–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!—-Our friendship’s here to stay——!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!Lik weeds and rocks and dirty socks–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!——–It never goes away————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*

Expert’s HINDI

you think you are an expert in hindi… think again.. these are the
“shudh” hindi translation for a few common english words….

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita

CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak

LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad

LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak

TIE : Kanth Langoti….(best one)

MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti

TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa

TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti

TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini

ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra

RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda

BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak

MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

Bruce Lee’s Profile

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

Maaro
* Taa LEE

Mobile Trouble girls

ek ladki thi deewani si
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Mobile lekar chalti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai….

Friendship lasts forever

Don’t let the past hold you back; you’re missing the good stuff.
Life’s short. If you don’t look around once in a while, you might miss it.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

Good friends are like stars….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.

Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn’t that the truth?)

Everything is okay in the end. If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.

There may be somebody who is thinking about you RIGHT NOW and wishing that you were around. That’s the wonderful thing about friendship-you always feel loved and cared about.

The most important thing to remember is… Always appreciate the friends that you have.

A fight may come and go very easily, but a friendship could last forever.